It has been a busy week here at eMoon. More authors are choosing to publish with us, and more readers are finding the convenience of downloading books to read on Kindles, iPhones and iPods. I have been so busy with all this fun stuff that I have not had time to post on this blog all week. Please, I beg your forgiveness.
Another reason for my lack of an update is that the world of publishing is changing at such a frantic, breakneck pace that it is hard to keep up with--even during one day. If I post about a new device in the morning, three more are announced at noon. Fun, but the pacing could slow a bit. (But I know it won't for some time.)
So I thought I would vary from the topic of publishing for just a moment. I found something today I thought you might find, well, interesting. It was shared with me by my friend Michael Spencer, better known as the Internet Monk.
Walmart is now selling caskets.
I can't wait to see the UPS truck pull up in front of my neighbor's house and wheel an long, rectangular box up to their front door. Hopefully, if they're not home, UPS will ask to leave it with me. Naptime, anyone?
Before you click on the "Purchase Now" button, be very sure this is the casket you want to lie in for all time. (Theological discussions can commence now.) They are non-refundable, not even, as the iMonk says, if you wash it out really good.
Returns. Ah--now I see the connection with publishing. When traditional print publishers send books to retailers, they have already calculated that anywhere from 25-40 percent will be returned. Can you imagine any other industry preplanning for 40 percent waste? With eBooks, there are no returns. Readers can download samples of the books to read before they decide to buy. That way they know they have just book they want.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have some decisions to make. Stainless steel or bronze. Crepe or velvet interior. So many choices...





